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Quotations on Medical Subjects
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. ~Cicero
In the nineteenth century men lost their fear of God and acquired a fear of microbes. ~Author Unknown
Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. ~Jean-Martin Charcot, translated from French
It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the partciular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form. The diagnosis seems in every case to correspond exactly with all the sensations that I have ever felt. ~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889
Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. ~Martin H. Fischer
The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. ~Alexander of Tralles
Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. ~Author Unknown
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. ~August Bier
When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. ~Arabic Proverb
Medicines are not meat to live by. ~German Proverb
Treat the patient, not the Xray. ~James M. Hunter
God and the Doctor we alike adore
But only when in danger, not before;
The danger o'er, both are alike requited,
God is forgotten, and the Doctor slighted.
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. ~Roul Turley
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. ~Martin H. Fischer
Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend.
Medicine is the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. ~James Bryce, 1914
It is not a case we are treating; it is a living, palpitating, alas, too often suffering fellow creature. ~John Brown
The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? ~Martin H. Fischer
Medicines heal doubts as well as diseases. ~Karl Marx
A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. ~Harvey Cushing
Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. ~Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. ~Ovid
As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host. ~Charles V. Chapin
Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. ~Lewis G. Janes
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. ~Chinese Proverb
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you — that action on your part which best conserves the interests of your patient. ~Martin H. Fischer
To me the ideal doctor would be a man endowed with profound knowledge of life and of the soul, intuitively divining any suffering or disorder of whatever kind, and restoring peace by his mere presence. ~Henri Amiel
When you no longer know what headache, heartache, or stomachache means without cistern punctures, electrocardiograms and six x-ray plates, you are slipping. ~Martin H. Fischer
It is easy to get a thousand prescriptions but hard to get one single remedy. ~Chinese Proverb
Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. ~William Withey Gull
It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician... ~William Cullen (1710–1790), First Lines of the Practice of Physic
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. ~William Withey Gull
A Short History of Medicine
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root."
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. ~Anton Chekhov, The Cherry Orchard
What a doctor wants... is practice. He shall have me. He will get more practice out of me than out of seventeen hundred of your ordinary, commonplace patients, with only one or two diseases each. ~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889 — speaking of his hypochondria
I read the prescription. It ran:
"1 lb. beefsteak, with
1 pt. bitter beer
every 6 hours.
1 ten-mile walk every morning.
1 bed at 11 sharp every night.
And don't stuff up your head with things you don't understand."
I followed the directions, with the happy result... that my life was preserved, and is still going on. ~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889 — hypochondriac's prescription
Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. ~Author Unknown
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. ~German Proverb
No doctor is better than three. ~German Proverb
I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills. ~Malcolm Muggeridge, 1962
Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. ~Wilfrid G. Oakley
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. ~Peter Mere Latham (1789–1875)
Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. ~Warfield Theobald Longcope
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. ~Jan King
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ~Erma Bombeck
You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. ~Alonzo Clark
Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. ~Martin H. Fischer
Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents. ~William Osler
I am thankful that the good God creates us all ignorant. I am glad that when we change His plans in this regard, we have to do it at our own risk. It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art, and ignorant also of surgery. Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes, and surgeons and anatomists see no beautiful women in all their lives, but only a ghastly stack of bones with Latin names to them, and a network of nerves and muscles and tissues inflamed by disease. The very point in a picture that fascinates me with its beauty, is to the cultured artist a monstrous crime against the laws of coloring; and the very flush that charms me in a lovely face, is, to the critical surgeon, nothing but a sign hung out to advertise a decaying lung. Accursed be all such knowledge. I want none of it. ~Mark Twain, 1867
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. ~African Proverb
When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. ~Chen Jen
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. ~John Brown
The doctor of the future will give no medicine but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease. ~Thomas Edison
So many come to the sickroom thinking of themselves as men of science fighting disease and not as healers with a little knowledge helping nature to get a sick man well. ~Auckland Geddes, The Practitioner
Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. ~Dutch Proverb [Quoted in Henry G. Bohn, A Polyglot of Foreign Proverbs comprising French, Italian, German, Dutch, Spanish, Portuguese, and Danish, with English Translations, 1857
The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. ~French Proverb
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. ~Ben Hecht, Miracle of the Fifteen Murderers
The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. ~Ecclesiasticus 38:4
The medicalization of early diagnosis not only hampers and discourages preventative health-care but it also trains the patient-to-be to function in the meantime as an acolyte to his doctor. He learns to depend on the physician in sickness and in health. He turns into a life-long patient. ~Ivan Illich
He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines. ~Benjamin Franklin
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. ~Martin H. Fischer
The field of Western medicine has seemingly become literally nothing but medicine. Are doctors are on their way out, to be replaced by self-service pharmaceutical vending machines? ~Grey Livingston
What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! ~Israel Zangwill, Dreamers of the Ghetto, "From a Mattress Grave," 1897, spoken by the character Heinrich Heine
The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. ~Samuel J. Meltzer
Man is a creature composed of countless millions of cells: a microbe is composed of only one, yet throughout the ages the two have been in ceaseless conflict. ~A.B. Christie
On J-Day our profession will have a lot to answer for! We might at least have withheld our hands instead of making them work against God. ~Martin H. Fischer
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. ~James B. Herrick
Men are not going to embrace eugenics. They are going to embrace the first likely, trim-figured girl with limpid eyes and flashing teeth who comes along, in spite of the fact that her germ plasm is probably reeking with hypertension, cancer, haemophilia, colour blindness, hay fever, epilepsy, and amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. ~Logan Clendening
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. ~Ovid
#WhenIWasYourAge: People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. ~Neil deGrasse Tyson, 2014
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. ~Jim Carrey, Nov 20th 2009
And lo, the Hospital, gray, quiet, old,
Where life and death like friendly chafferers meet.
~William Ernest Henley, "I: Enter Patient," In Hospital
Behold me waiting—waiting for the knife....
The thick, sweet mystery of chloroform,
The drunken dark, the little death-in-life....
[F]ace to face with chance, I shrink a little:
My hopes are strong, my will is something weak.
...I am ready
But, gentlemen my porters, life is brittle:
You carry Cæsar and his fortunes—steady!
~William Ernest Henley, "IV: Before," In Hospital
[T]hey stretch you on a table.
Then they bid you close your eyelids,
And they mask you with a napkin,
And the anæsthetic reaches
Hot and subtle through your being.
~William Ernest Henley, "V: Operation," In Hospital
A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. ~Martin H. Fischer
The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. ~William Stewart Halsted
The public blabbers about preventative medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. ~Martin H. Fischer
To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. ~Horace
Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. ~Martin H. Fischer
It is astonishing how much more anxious people are to lengthen life than to improve it; and as misers often lose large sums of money in attempting to make more, so do hypochondriacs squander large sums of time in search of nostrums by which they vainly hope they may get more time to squander. ~Charles Caleb Colton (1780–1832), Lacon: or, Many Things in Few Words; Addressed to Those Who Think, Vol. II
One doctor makes work for another. ~English Proverb
Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. ~Giorgio Baglivi
Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic. ~Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973
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