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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work:  The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.  ~Fred Barling, "Humorscope"

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.  ~Doug Larson

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.  ~H. Jackson Brown

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas.  If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.  ~Howard Aiken

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?  ~Author Unknown

The brain is a wonderful organ.  It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.  ~Robert Frost

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.  ~John G. Pollard

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.  ~Arnold Toynbee

I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work.  And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.  ~Bill Gold

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.  This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.  ~Scott Adams

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.  ~William C. Feather

To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon.  ~Author Unknown

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.  ~C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.  ~Douglas Adams

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.  ~Robert Frost

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