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Quotations about Animal Rights
I'm in favor of animal liberation. Why? Because I'm an animal. ~Edward Abbey
A good way to end a story is
The prince and the princess lived happy ever
after and the mice lived happy ever after too
~Ruth Krauss (1901–1993), Open House for Butterflies, 1960
If we cut up beasts simply because they cannot prevent us and because we are backing our own side in the struggle for existence, it is only logical to cut up imbeciles, criminals, enemies, or capitalists for the same reasons. ~C. S. Lewis, "Vivisection," God in the Dock, 1947
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot. ~Mark Twain, What Is Man?
The mad scientist was once only a creature of gothic romance; now he is everywhere, busy torturing atoms and animals in his laboratory. ~Edward Abbey
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. ~Mark Twain
A bloodless sportsman, I—
I hunt for the thoughts that throng the woods,
The dreams that haunt the sky.
The woods were made for the hunters of dreams,
The brooks for the fishers of song;
To the hunters who hunt for the gunless game
The streams and the woods belong...
~Sam Walter Foss, "The Bloodless Sportsman," c.1896
A robin redbreast in a cage
Puts all heaven in a rage....
~William Blake (1757-1827), "Auguries of Innocence"
I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. ~Mark Twain
Of all the creatures that were made, man is the most detestable. Of the entire brood he is the only one—the solitary one—that possesses malice. That is the basest of all instincts, passions, vices—the most hateful. He is the only creature that has pain for sport, knowing it to be pain. Also—in all the list he is the only creature that has a nasty mind. ~Mark Twain
Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it. It is a trait that is not known to the higher animals. ~Mark Twain, "The Lowest Animal"
The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
...drugs being tested on animals. That sort of thing, well, it depends, doesn't it? If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it tight? ~Karl Pilkington, 3 Minute Wonder, "Nature," 2006
I believe I am not interested to know whether Vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't. To know that the results are profitable to the race would not remove my hostility to it. The pains which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity towards it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further. It is so distinctly a matter of feeling with me, and is so strong and so deeply-rooted in my make and constitution, that I am sure I could not even see a vivisector vivisected with anything more than a sort of qualified satisfaction. I do not say I should not go and look on; I only mean that I should almost surely fail to get out of it the degree of contentment which it ought, of course, to be expected to furnish. ~Mark Twain, letter to London Anti-Vivisection Society, 1899 May 26th
The best use for a unicorn's horn is to adorn a unicorn. ~Femeref adage, "Benevolent Unicorn" card, Magic: The Gathering (Richard Garfield / Wizards of the Coast)
Henry S. Salt declares not only that human beings have rights. He declares that animals also have rights. That it is not the vivisector alone who has rights. Not the meat-eater alone. That the vivisected and the meat-eaten also have rights. I was going to say Salt was ahead of his time. That is a mistake. He is ahead of your time. ~Horace Traubel (1858–1919), "Animals' rights," in The Conservator, March 1906
If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Hurt no living thing:
Ladybird, nor butterfly,
Nor moth with dusty wing...
~Christina Georgina Rossetti (1830–1894)
Suppose that tomorrow a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth, beings who considered themselves as superior to you as you feel yourself to be to other animals. Would they have the right to treat you as you treat the animals you breed, keep and kill for food? ~John Harris, "Killing for Food," 1972
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport: when the tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. ~Bernard Shaw
Terms like that, "Humane Society," are devised with people like me in mind, who don't care to dwell on what happens to the innocent. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
To kill for mere sport is a very different matter: it lies outside the realm of struggle for existence. Too often there is not even the justification of fair play.... He has the advantage of long-range weapons. There is no combat.... The guns discharge.... There is a shout of victory. Surely, man is the king of beasts! ~Liberty Hyde Bailey, "The New Hunting," Country Life in America: A Magazine for the Home-maker, the Vacation-seeker, the Gardener, the Farmer, the Nature-teacher, the Naturalist, April 1902
Dear intelligent people of the world, don't get shampoo in your eyes. It really stings. There. Done. Now [f*@%'ing] stop torturing animals. ~Ricky Gervais, @rickygervais, tweet, 2012
A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo. ~Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Wear your own skin. ~As seen on a shirt at pangeaveg.com
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