The Quote Garden
 “I dig old books.”
 Est. 1998

Find Your Way    HOME      Site Map      Search      About      Contact      Terms      Privacy

Quotations about
Meats & Seafood

Related Quotes      Bacon      Sandwiches      Beer      Breads & Starches

NOTE:  Some of the quotes on this page were submitted to me by visitors, and not all have been verified for original source or wording. I'm working hard to confirm everything, but in the meantime please be aware of the possibility for errors.  —ღ Terri, March 2021

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. ~Fran Lebowitz

Red meat is not bad for you.  Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!  ~Tommy Smothers

They claim red meat is bad for you.  But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.  ~Chi Chi Rodriguez

My favorite animal is steak. ~Fran Lebowitz

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. ~José Simons

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. ~Woody Allen

He was a very valiant man who first adventured on eating oysters. ~James I

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live. ~Proverb

Bertie:  They say fish are good for the brain. Have a go at the sardines and come back and report...
Bertie, later:  How many tins of sardines did you eat, Jeeves?
Jeeves:  None, sir. I am not fond of sardines.
Bertie:  You mean, you thought of this great, this ripe, this amazing scheme entirely without the impetus given to the brain by fish?
Jeeves:  Yes, sir.
~P. G. Wodehouse, "Jeeves and the Dog McIntosh," Very Good, Jeeves!, 1929

I take a vitamin every day. It's called a steak. ~Leo Benvenuti and Steve Rudnick, Kicking & Screaming, 2005, spoken by the character Buck Weston

RARE. The way you get roast beef when you order it well done. ~Noah Lott (George V. Hobart), The Silly Syclopedia, 1905

They had a good slice of lean ham with a border of fat that shone like a piece of ice from a spring. ~Jean Giono (1895–1970), Regain, 1930, translated from the French by Henri Fluchè and Geoffrey Myers, Harvest, 1939

Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven't thought of in 30 years. Stored away in another cell is the image of a pink pony stitched on your first set of baby pajamas. All it takes to get that aunt mounted on the back of that pony is to eat a hunk of meatloaf immediately before going to bed. ~Robert Brault,

There are certain things in this world that seem to go together, just as natural as if they were born for each other, and HAM and EGGS are two of them. Although they come from different localities, they must be twins, for they are so often seen together. ~Josh Billings, revised by H. Montague

He gave us a ham in flip-flops. On his feet, not on the ham. ~Tom Hanks, "A Month on Greene Street," Uncommon Type: Some Stories, 2017

You know how I feel about tacos. It's the only food shaped like a smile. A beef smile. ~My Name is Earl, "South of the Border: Part Uno," 2006, written by Danielle Sanchez-Witzel & Michael Pennie  [Season 2. Earl Hickey. –tg]

I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good — if it's the pepper or the oni. ~S. A. Sachs, 2007

Yeah, where I come from, we eat our sushi cooked—medium rare. And it's made out of a cow. ~John Henson, Wipeout, "Totally, Totally Inappropriate" (season 3, episode 13), original airdate August 17, 2010

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct. ~Denis Leary

Fish should smell like the tide. Once they smell like fish, it's too late. ~Oscar Gizelt

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. ~P.J. O'Rourke

A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen. ~Emily Lotney

Fish, to taste right, must swim three times — in water, in butter, and in wine. ~Polish Proverb

The sober-hued turkey is a more valuable fowl than the gaudy peacock. Beauty is only skin deep, while edibility extends to the bone. ~"Poor Richard Junior's Philosophy," The Saturday Evening Post, 1903, George Horace Lorimer, editor

Doctors confuse color and chemistry. The white meat of chicken is therefore the essence of a light diet and dark meat is poison. ~Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

Just bought lean chicken breasts instead of hot wings for supper because I'm a stupid [f@%'ing] mature adult. ~Jason Sweeney (@sween)

Pollyanna was carrying calf's-foot jelly to Mrs. Snow to-day.... If it's Monday she's bound ter say she wished 'twas Sunday; and if you take her jelly you're pretty sure ter hear she wanted chicken — but if you did bring her chicken, she'd be jest hankerin' for lamb broth!... or... tripe, or onions... ~Eleanor H. Porter, Pollyanna, 1912  #paleo

Page Information:
Last saved 2021 Aug 01 Sun 23:39 PDT

Find Your Way    HOME      Site Map      Search      About      Contact      Terms      Privacy