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NOTE:  Some of the quotes on this page were submitted to me by visitors, and not all have been verified for original source or wording. I'm working hard to confirm everything, but in the meantime please be aware of the possibility for errors.  —ღ Terri, March 2021


You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.  All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy.  Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.  ~Cindy Crawford


I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!  ~Author unknown


There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. ~Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar, 1963


Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg.  ~Author unknown


If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.  An entire garment industry would be devastated.  ~Author unknown


Every cynical proverb about woman, invented by man, is a salve or a plaster for some sore spot on his self-esteem. ~Woods Hutchinson, A.M., M.D. (1862–1930), Civilization and Health, "Chapter VIII: The Hardy Nerves of Woman," 1914


Having a bottom is living with the enemy.  Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we're looking the other way.  ~Coupling (BBC), "Her Best Friend's Bottom," original airdate 17 September 2001, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Sally


I got a postcard from my gynecologist.  It said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?"  No, but now my mailman does.  ~Cathy Ladman


A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.  ~Cathy Crimmins


I want a man who's kind and understanding.  Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?  ~Zsa Zsa Gabor


I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.  ~Bella Abzug


Woman's Rule of Thumb:  If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.  ~Author Unknown


I really don't think I need buns of steel.  I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.  ~Ellen DeGeneres


The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.  ~Helen Rowland


Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.  ~Timothy Leary


I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.  ~Jennifer Yane


Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.  ~Faith Whittlesey


Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.  ~Joseph Conrad


Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne, The Third — and Possibly the Best — 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1986


Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy fat women.  ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander


Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.  ~Author Unknown


I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!  ~Author Unknown


Don't cook.  Don't clean.  No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate.  Lie down, you hot [b!#@%]."  ~Joan Rivers


Home cooking:  where many a man thinks his wife is.  ~Author Unknown


The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.  ~Author Unknown


They're not gray hairs. They're wisdom highlights. ~Author Unknown


You have to have the kind of body that doesn't need a girdle in order to get to pose in one.  ~Carolyn Kenmore


If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information:  french-fried potatoes are out.  ~Jean Kerr


A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is.  I don't think it works like that.  I think it's the opposite.  I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.  ~Anita Wise


Sure God created man before woman.  But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.  ~Author Unknown


Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.  ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard


Behind every successful woman... is a substantial amount of coffee.  ~Stephanie Piro


The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.  ~Natalie Wood


Love?! Forget love! I’d rather fall in chocolate. ~Sandra J. Dykes, in conversation at Michelle Chocolatiers & Ice Cream in Colorado Springs, Colorado, early 1980s


Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.  Coincidence?  I think not!  ~Author Unknown


You have reached the breast self-examination hotline.  Please press 1 now.  Now press the other one. ~Author Unknown


Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile? ~Lynn Hecht Schafran


Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?"  Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.  ~Jan King


The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it.  The second time you look to see if the basement has termites.  It's the same with men.  ~Lupe Velez


Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.  ~Amanda Vail


You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen.  But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul's own doing.  ~Marie Stopes


A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.  ~Carrie Snow


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.  ~Author Unknown


Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult.  ~Charlotte Whitton


Snaughling: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed. ~Author Unknown


I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades.  I've lost a total of 789 pounds.  By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.  ~Erma Bombeck


The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature.  Marry a younger one." ~Rita Rudner


A middle-aged woman’s best friend is not diamonds but tweezers. ~Terri Guillemets, "Strays," 2016


I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.  I think of them as stray eyebrows.  ~Janette Barber


Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp


Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate? ~Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970


Women get the last word in every argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.  ~Author unknown



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