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When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio.  If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.  ~Larry Lujack


Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.  ~Erma Bombeck


Safety doesn't happen by accident.  ~Author Unknown


Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts. ~Tommy Lasorda


It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.  ~Author Unknown


The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.  ~Dudley Moore


Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. ~Author unknown, as seen on a church sign


A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.  ~American Proverb


Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.  ~Author Unknown


Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.  ~Author Unknown


The shortest distance between two points is under construction.  ~Noelie Altito


Drive now. Text later. ~Author Unknown


Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways.  ~Marlen E. Pew


Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.  ~E.B. White, One Man's Meat, 1943


The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary.  ~An English Lord Chief Justice, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers, Writers & Raconteurs by Edward F. Murphy


Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.  ~Will Rogers


Stay alive, don't text and drive. ~Author Unknown


Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.  ~Jason Love


Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety.  ~Australian Traffic Rule, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren


The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the same.  ~Charles M. Allen


The speedway ends at the cemetery.  ~Author Unknown


Little children, headache; big children, heartache.  ~Italian Proverb


The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.  ~Dorothy Parker


Mother Nature is providential.  She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.  ~William Galvin


The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.  ~Raymond Duncan


The invention of the teenager was a mistake.  Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way.  ~Judith Martin


Adolescence is a period of rapid changes.  Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.  ~Author Unknown


Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.  ~Bob Phillips


There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure.  ~Author Unknown


You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going.  ~Author Unknown


For safety is not a gadget but a state of mind.  ~Eleanor Everet


"Safety First" is "Safety Always."  ~Charles M. Hayes


Better a thousand times careful than once dead.  ~Proverb


Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy.  ~Author Unknown


Accidents, and particularly street and highway accidents, do not happen - they are caused.  ~Ernest Greenwood


Accidents hurt - safety doesn't.  ~Author Unknown


I am having an out of money experience.  ~Author Unknown


Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.  ~Steven Wright


A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.  ~Peter De Vries



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